Donald Kaufman: Anyway, listen, I meant to ask you, I need a cool way to kill people. Don’t worry, for my script.
Charlie Kaufman: I don’t write that kind of stuff.
Donald Kaufman: Oh, come on, man, please? You’re the genius.
Charlie Kaufman: Here you go. The killer’s a literature professor. He cuts off little chunks from his victims’ bodies until they die. He calls himself “the deconstructionist”.
From “Adaptation”, 2002.
